I invested in some at-home exercise equipment. I bought some dumbbells, a Bosu, an ab ball with a stretchy band, and a medicine ball. I didn't realize how girly it all looked until I got it all together.

The dumbbells are decidedly girly. Even the manufacturer thinks so. As I was opening each of the boxes I noticed that the two pound and three pound dumbbells had photos of a woman on both sides. However the five pound and eight pound dumbbells had a picture of a guy on one side and a woman on the other.

Is this not the girliest set of equipment you've ever seen?

I was really glad that the Bosu came with a foot pump and the ab ball came with a hand pump.

The weights and the medicine ball also came with suggestions for lifts. I have four hand weight posters because one came in every box. I also have a poster for medicine ball exercises.

Oh well. Even if it is girly, I've got plenty of exercises I can do. It should help since I spend most of my day sitting now. At least it's something to laugh at.

Seriously, since when is putting an entire apartment's worth of furniture in the parking lot blocking garages that cost extra to use a good idea? What a bunch of inconsiderate assholes. Yes, my garage is blocked by the furniture. They managed to not block anything with the UHaul, but then they spread their furniture in front of five garages.

Moron count of the day is definitely four as that's the number of people I've seen moving around the crap in the parking lot.